Thursday, April 1, 2021

I Was Wrong

This blog is closing in on its 8th anniversary and today I'm here to tell you I was wrong. I was wrong in saying the Earth is round. I was wrong in saying climate change is real. I was wrong in saying evolution is real. Midnight is actually the end of the day (see yesterday's post). I was wrong about salt lamps. I was wrong about essential oils. They really do cure everything. There really is a dark side of the moon and it's made of cheese! I was wrong about it all! Don't believe in science because it will lead you down a dark path full of lies. Ignore everything I said.

Oh look...is that April 1st on the calendar? APRIL FOOL'S!!! May your April 1st be filled with truth, reason, and critical thinking!