Classify these two items under "crazy things kids say". This past Saturday my daughters had their weekly swim lesson. My 2 year old is too young to be in a lesson without a parent, so usually I get in the water with her for parent/child swim lessons. She does a great job and has no problems jumping in the pool. She really enjoys the water, which makes parent/child swim lessons bearable. It's not fun when your child clings to you like Velcro. My 5 year old did this when she was in parent/child lessons a couple of years ago. It wasn't much fun.
Anyway, before getting into the pool I was joking with my 2 year old about my shirt. I hadn't taken my shirt off yet and I kept teasing her that I was going to keep it on in the pool. She didn't like this. She kept saying "Shirt off! Shirt off Daddy!" Finally I relented and took off my shirt. The 2 year old proceeded to yell out, with a big smile on her face I might add, "Daddy naked!!!! Daddy naked!!!" Everyone in the pool heard, but what could I do? I should just be happy that she's excited about swim lessons.
The next day my 2 year old gave us another of those "crazy things kids say" moment. While reading a Halloween kids book about witches my wife pointed out a witch and ask our 2 year old to say the word "witch". Big mistake. Apparently 'w' is a tough sound for her to make. Instead of saying "witch" she said "bi---". Then of course she kept repeating it, thinking she was successful in saying "witch". Then, of course, my 5 year old picks up on this and says "she's not saying witch, she's saying bi---". Sigh.
It took everything for my wife and I to keep a straight face during this!
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