Okay, I admit, I've given up science. The lunar landings were faked. I bought 5 Himalayan salt lamps. I bath in essential oils. I've seen the truth! I pray for rain. I now know the Earth to be 6,000 years old. Climate change is a hoax! Science has deluded me all these years and now I rid myself free of the demons of science! Wait...no I don't!!!
APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!!