Given Up

Okay, I admit, I've given up science.  The lunar landings were faked.  I bought 5 Himalayan salt lamps.  I bath in essential oils.  I've seen the truth!  I pray for rain.  I now know the Earth to be 6,000 years old.  Climate change is a hoax!  Science has deluded me all these years and now I rid myself free of the demons of science!  Wait...no I don't!!!

APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!!